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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The rokeg blood pie^W^W^Wplot thickens

So, having already discussed Klingon Anti-Virus, the under-research Klingon threat detection tool made available by Sophos, it seems that more information has been made available. From no less, or indeed more, of a source than the blog of my Clu-ful conym.

This seems to confirm the impression that the tool has been developed for some special internal use and might not be downloadable much longer. It’s hard to tell, though; most of the company is being very quiet about it (indeed it wasn’t until today that much internal noise was generated about the tool at all).

Of course, maybe I’m being duped. This could be some sort of company experiment to see, well, either how much free marketing they can get or who in the company is responsible for the press leaks. If it’s the latter, then I need you all to take a look at my CV as I’ll probably be relying on it – and you – soon ;-).

Anyway, take a look at the tool if you’re interested, I’ve had reports that it works well but still haven’t heard much feedback about the quality of the translation. BTW, interested in a Mac version of the tool? I can’t promise anything but leave a message after the beep and I’ll forward requests…

posted by Graham Lee at 00:16  

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Detect the gagh lurking in your system!

Following up on my previous ability to get to the top of a Google search for a Klingon word (that one was chuvmey, as in my post Model, View, chuvmey) here is yet another attempt. At what? Why, at skewing the mental associations between science fiction television and the digital security industry, of course!

Sophos Klingon Anti-Virus is a threat detection tool for Windows computers, but in Klingon. Ever wondered what Conficker and Rokeg blood pie have in common? No, neither have I. In fact, I doubt anyone has. Nonetheless, try out the tool and see what Romulan back-doors have been installed on your box.

(N.B. this means we have to expand our remit from “Enterprise” security software, to include at least the “HMS Bounty” from Star Trek IV)

posted by Graham Lee at 12:53  

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