Want to hire iamleeg?

Well, that was fun. For nearly a year I’ve been running Fuzzy Aliens, a consultancy for app developers to help get security and privacy requirements correct, reducing the burden on the users. This came after a year of doing the same as a contractor, and a longer period of helping out via conference talks, a book on the topic, podcasts and so on. I’ve even been helping the public to understand the computer industry at museums.

Everything changes, and Fuzzy Aliens is no exception. While I’ve been able to help out on some really interesting projects, for everyone from indies to banks, there hasn’t been enough of this work to pay the bills. I’ve spoken with a number of people on this, and have heard a range of opinions on why there isn’t enough mobile app security work out there to keep one person employed. My own reflection on the year leads me to these items as the main culprits:

  • There isn’t a high risk to developers associated with getting security wrong;
  • Avoiding certain behaviour to improve security can mean losing out to competitors who don’t feel the need to comply;
  • The changes I want to make to the industry won’t come from a one-person company; and
  • I haven’t done a great job of communicating the benefits of app security to potential customers.

Some people say things like Fuzzy Aliens is “too early”, or that the industry “isn’t ready” for such a service: those are actually indications that I haven’t made the industry ready: in other words, that I didn’t get the advantages across well enough. Anyway, the end results are that I can and will learn from Fuzzy Aliens, and that I still want to make the world a better place. I will be doing so through the medium of salaried employment. In other words, you can give me a job (assuming you want to). The timeline is this:

  • The next month or so will be my Time of Searching. If you think you might want to hire me, get in touch and arrange an interview during August or early September.
  • Next will come my Time of Changing. Fuzzy Aliens will still offer consultancy for a very short while, so if you have been sitting on the fence about getting some security expertise on your app, now is the time to do it. But this will be when I research the things I’ll need to know for…
  • whatever it is that comes next.

What do I want to do?

Well, of course my main areas of experience are in applications and tools for UNIX platforms—particularly Mac OS X and iOS—and application security, and I plan to continue in that field. A former manager of mine described me thus on LinkedIn:

Graham is so much more than a highly competent software engineer. A restless “information scout” – finding it, making sense of it, bearing on a problem at hand or forging a compelling vision. Able to move effortlessly between “big picture” and an obscure detail. Highly capable relationships builder, engaging speaker and persuasive technology evangelist. Extremely fast learner. Able to use all those qualities very effectively to achieve ambitious goals.

Those skills can best be applied strategically I think: so it’s time to become a senior/chief technologist, technology evangelist, technical strategy officer or developer manager. That’s the kind of thing I’ll be looking for, or for an opportunity that can lead to it. I want to spend an appreciable amount of time supporting a product or community that’s worth supporting: much as I’ve been doing for the last few years with the Cocoa community.

Training and mentoring would also be good things for me to do, I think. My video training course on unit testing seems to have been well-received, and of course I spent a lot of my consulting time on helping developers, project managers and C*Os to understand security issues in terms relevant to their needs.

Where do I want to do it?

Location is somewhat important, though obviously with a couple of years’ experience at telecommuting I’m comfortable with remote working too. The roles I’ve described above, which depend as much on relationships as on sitting at a computer, may be best suited by split working.

My first choice preference for the location of my desk is a large subset of the south of the UK, bounded by Weston-Super-Mare and Lyme Regis to the west, Gloucester and Oxford to the north, Reading and Chichester to the east and the water to the south (though not the Solent: IoW is fine). Notice that London is outside this area: having worked for both employers and clients in the big smoke, I would rather not be in that city every day for any appreciable amount of time.

I’d be willing to entertain relocation elsewhere in Europe for a really cool opportunity. Preferably somewhere with a Germanic language because I can understand those (including, if push comes to shove, Icelandic and Faroese). Amsterdam, Stockholm and Dublin would all be cool. The States? No: I couldn’t commit to living over there for more than a short amount of time.

Who will you do it for?

That part is still open: it could be you. I would work for commercial, charity or government/academic sectors, but I have this restriction: you must not just be another contract app development agency/studio. You must be doing what you do because you think it’s worth doing, because that’s the standard I hold myself to. And charging marketing departments to slap their logo onto a UITableView displaying their blog’s RSS feed is not worth doing.

That’s why I’m not just falling back on contract iOS app development: it’s not very satisfying. I’d rather be paid enough to live doing something great, than make loads of money on asinine and unimportant contracts. Also, I’d rather work with other cool and motivated people, and that’s hard to do when you change project every couple of months.

So you’re doing something you believe in, and as long as you can convince me it’s worth believing in and will be interesting to do, and you know where to find me, then perhaps I’ll help you to do it. Look at my CV, then as I said before, e-mail me and we’ll sort out an interview.

I expect my reward to be dependent on how successful I make the product or community I’m supporting: it’s how I’ll be measuring myself so I hope it’s how you will be too. Of course, we all know that stock and options schemes are bullshit unless the stock is actually tradeable, so I’ll be bearing that in mind.

Some miscellaneous stuff

Here’s some things I’m looking for, either to embrace or avoid, that don’t quite fit in to the story above but are perhaps interesting to relate.

Things I’ve never done, but would

These aren’t necessarily things my next job must have, and aren’t all even work-related, but are things that I would take the opportunity to do.

  • Give a talk to an audience of more than 1,000 people.
  • Work in a field on a farm. Preferably in control of a tractor.
  • Write a whole application without using any accessors.
  • Ride a Harley-Davidson along the Californian coast.
  • Move the IT security industry away from throwing completed and deployed products at vulnerability testers, and towards understanding security as an appropriately-prioritised implicit customer requirement.
  • Have direct reports.

Things I don’t like

These are the things I would try to avoid.

  • “Rock star” developers, and companies who hire them.
  • Development teams organised in silos.
  • Technology holy wars.
  • Celery. Seriously, I hate celery.

OK, but first we like to Google our prospective hires.

I’ll save you the trouble.

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