That can’t possibly work.

A while back I was at a Facebook developer event, talking about techniques for analysing Objective-C. My summary of the problem was something like “it’s one of those things that works pretty well in the ivory towers of practice but completely falls apart when you try to use it in theory.”

That’s true of many things in building software, but as people who get paid for removing bugs from things we’re all too good at the situations where the theory doesn’t pan out. Problems arise when we report the overly general conclusion: “that doesn’t work” rather than “there exists a condition in which that doesn’t work”.

Often, the appropriate thing to do is to build the thing anyway and extract value from it in the cases where it does work. Most Ruby code is just Java with different punctuation: if you build a thing that can’t possibly work because of monkey patching then build it anyway and 100% (give or take) of Ruby you actually encounter will work with it.

If it were up to programmers we wouldn’t have paper money. You can’t promise to back 10× as much money as you’ve actually got gold to make good on, in case everyone asks for it back. Ah, but what if they don’t?

And even if you find that the edge situations arise too frequently to make the thing you built worthwhile, you’ll have learned something about the problem. You may find a different approach, or even that solving a slightly (or greatly) different problem is what you really want to do.

When someone tells you the thing you want to build can’t work, build it and work with it. If only for the look on their face.

Détournement and Recuperation

Letterists International probably invented the ideas behind free software and creative commons. They created the idea of détournement, in which existing mainstream logos and slogans were subverted for anarchist, satirical and other radical political purposes, like the picture of the Queen defaced in the cover of the Sex Pistols single.

The counterpart to détournement is recuperation, in which radical ideas are appropriated by the cultural mainstream to be re-used in safe contexts, like the use of Thunderclap Newman’s “Something in the air” to advertise an airline.

Free Software enables both of these: mainstream software made available under free software licences like the GPL can be put to radical new uses because of the terms of the GPL. But it also enables software built to political ends, and shared under those terms, to be put to mainstream uses.

If anything, open source software is a bigger enabler of recuperation. By relieving receivers of the pay-it-forward obligation, open source licences make it easier for incumbent organisations using traditional software model to make use of ideologically-motivated software publication.

Apple noticed there are programmers outside the valley

If my summary sounds cynical, it’s because I’m cynical of the old Apple way where they only hired engineers who wanted to relocate within the shadow of (whatever the big thing in SV is: Stanford now, but probably HP when Apple was younger). I’m excited that they’ll get to hire from a broader range of applicants as they stagger, eyes blinking, into the wide world outside Cupertino.

Up or to the right

Sometimes in describing a concept X in one domain, someone will ask “oh, is that like X’?” where X’ is the same concept or a very similar one, expressed in a different domain.

The quick answer is “Yes”, but that permits a range of interpretations from “X and X’ are the same things in different contexts” to “this domain that’s new to me can be thought of by analogy to the thing I already know. For example, what I know as X’ exists, except that they call it X”.

One long answer is “There exists an idea called Meta-X. Both of these domains contain expressions of this idea, but one represents it as X and the other as X'”. But now, possible interpretations include “Meta-X is pure and both X and X’ are tainted”, “Meta-X is some fundamental proposition about the universe”, “Meta-X is some meaningless fiction invented by Graham to sound profound”, “Meta-X is some attempt to conceptually combine two different real things”.

So neither answer is “correct”, and you can’t present information in a way independent of those trying to make use of it.